Memorial Day On The Eel 2012 (2 trip reports on the same trip)

By Kit Hewitt

Trip planning

This is my trip, the one that, starting in January, fills as soon as the schedule goes out. It’s hard to say “no” to anyone who asks to join, so I always end up with a larger crowd than I like. But then I never regret having all these good people on the river with me. It all works out for the best. In fact every year I come off the river saying to myself and anyone else who will listen, “That was the best Eel Trip ever!”

It’s true, too. Every time.

It is hard to write about the best trip ever. There are the harsh realities of getting the group together at a new put-in. Our shuttle driver, Rick Doty told me that the regular put in, upstream of the Alderpoint Bridge was washed out and he suggested we use the one in town. “Ask anyone in town where the Nude Beach is.” He said. I used Google Earth to view the satellite image of Alderoint and saw the road as it wound through the trees to the RXR tracks. Rick said the road from the RXR tracks down to the beach was not good for cars and the walk was longer but not at all steep. Due to indecisiveness on my part about giving orders (I always want to ask someone what they think) and my semi-late arrival, people had scattered like thistle-down and needed to be swept back together in a pile so I could give orders.

This trip has gotten pretty routine for this organizer after more than 10 years of running it. POST trippers pretty much know what to do. This is also a little problem because they might follow the old routines even when they are not applicable in a new context. So I was worried for a couple of weeks about the new put in and making sure everyone got there. Was it really better than the old one? Was the road “doable” and and and and….

So much for stressing out.

Then there were the unusual things. Bill and Vince arrived the earliest and they sent Shauna and Mary downstream in a canoe to pick the campsite at the big rock across from the tunnel. We always call this the Big Rock campsite but there is actually a formally named place on the Eel called Big Rock so I don’t use the capitals and mention the tunnel so people will know that I am talking about the beach 3 miles downstream from Alderpoint.

At the Nude Beach we circle up and I announce that the boats had to be loaded and ready to go downstream when the shuttle drivers got back and that Charlie would be taking a group down as soon as they could get ready. The shuttle driver’s partners would be ready to go when we got back. So we were split into three groups right at the beginning. First Mary and Shauna, second, the non-shuttle pairs and third, the shuttle pairs.

The shuttle was topmost in my mind so I completely forgot about doing a safety talk. Bad Kit.

The shuttle was uneventful except that Don stopped on the freeway to check the trailer to see what was rattling around. He didn’t find anything so we proceeded to McCann and parked the cars. I took a quick trip to the bushes and was the last to get into the van. As I swung up I noticed that the roof rack was falling off; a broken bolt. This involved much conversation and speculation while it was removed from the roof gutters and shoved into the van. We stopped for gas in Garberville and while we waited for someone to pick up their burrito, someone else noticed that the van’s right rear tire was flat.

This is something I love about POST; before the burrito was eaten, Bill B. had already been under the van starting the jack and was watching Pat loosening the lugnuts. Don was unbolting the spare and in less than 10 minutes the tire was replaced and we were on our way. Zip zap – thank you boys. I would say that during the shuttle we lost less than 15 minutes to these oddball events.

Back at the Nude Beach our boats were ready and we started downstream. The next big anxiety I have about this trip is the wind. And of course that is what we met coming at us as we headed downstream at 3PM. I forced the pace to get us to camp so we didn’t stop at the steel bridge over Steelhead Creek, we only drifted for a few minutes here and there to catch our breaths. In less than an hour we were in camp and hauling stuff up the steep bank to where the kitchen was going to be set up. It was not exactly at the Big Rock campsite, there were some other campers (two nude young ladies lying face down in the sand) in our usual spot. We were parked downstream of the Big Rock on the dune. An incidental benefit of this site was that we had more shelter from the wind that tried to blow us back to Alderpoint when we came around the corner into camp. That last 100 yards is always such a bear! But it does lend credence to my wind worries and give folks a chance to re-think any fantasies they might have about sleeping in on Sunday morning.

I staggered around answering questions and probably looking like a dying cow. Everyone had been up since before dawn (4:30?am), and had been running around ever since. Well, I did sleep in the car on the way up, but I didn’t feel rested. But there I was, on the beach of my favorite river watching my favorite people gather together.

I can see why certain nomadic cultures never give up their wandering life. There is a bond formed between people when goals and methods are shared simply and over the years POST has developed a close culture of making sure everything that needs to be done, gets done. I would so love to share a desert island with this group.

Bill B. found a tidy bundle of sticks, bound together with a piece of red twine. He recognized it as a fire starting tool, a bow version. He and Jeff started playing with it, and were able to get one piece of wood to smoke but they had trouble with it and finally gave up after the spinner stick broke. If we were in trouble and needed it to work, no doubt of it, they would have gotten a flame out of that sucker, but being comfortable and with a pack of dry matches does tend to make one lose focus for  such projects.

Hikes and naps were taken, dinner prepared and eaten, the river  was watched. Our camp was high on the river bank and we lined up our chairs so we could look down at the water as it piled into an undercut cliff and spun off into itself. The water made a string of whirlpools as it bounced off the rock face and boiled up from the bottom. It was a powerful but slow and graceful movement and we were fascinated by it. People straggled off to bed. The sun gave up its last rays and darkness was complete. The wind died.

Wind in the afternoon is always an issue as well as the possibility that the good campsites will be taken, so in the morning, I decided that we would paddle down to Basin Creek and have lunch there. We could decide at that point if we wanted to camp at the creek or on the larger, flatter beach across the river.

We left Big Rock camp at 8:30 AM and after a few pit stops got to Basin Creek about 11:45. Pat and Eileen set up lunch and we sat in our chairs in the sun and ate lunch. I could relax for about 30 seconds. Still concerned about wind whipping through camp, I decided that the kitchen should go in the niche near the waterfall. Then people really scattered! Someone set up their tent across the river in the shade of the forest under the RXR tracks. They were so far off I couldn’t really tell who they were! Any place there was sand, there was a tent. I worried that people wouldn’t be able to hear the mess call when dinner was ready. Then I thought, “They know what they are doing. Let it go. If they want to eat they will figure something out.” And they did. Everyone showed up to eat, right on time. Even Karen, Alice and I. Despite our bushwhacking adventure up the hillside.

This is a very subjective account of how some of us spent the afternoon:

Catch and Release

It’s a type of fishing: The fisherman uses a barb-less hook to tease a fish ashore long enough for a picture, an appreciation, then he releases the fish back into the water. Theoretically the fish is unhurt and perhaps the fisherman imagines  the fish has learned a lesson from the hook in its mouth; the suffocating moment in the air; the violent struggle against the giant hands; the twisting hook; the taste of it’s own blood; the sudden return to the free, cool water.

Rocks veins of white marble on blood red, oak green, turquoise blue, river green, sky blue, river blue, mud black, coal black. Smiling white giant’s teeth scattered amongst 6 oranges, a brick red next to a dirty yellow. A pointillist painting, cut to pieces and scattered along the ribbon of pewter river. Stones twisting my feet as I walk but, hot, heavy, soothing on my palm.

The water runs and spins, rests behind rocks, piles itself against boulders, drags on the bottom and sides, spins. Infinite, weak little droplets joined in bone crushing violence, dragging mountains and merganser feathers with it. We are chest-deep, playing with it trying to keep our feet on the bottom, trying to ford the river, we are swept away laughing at our powerlessness. Then we swim to the far shore and climb over rocks to get upstream and jump and dive into the deep cool water and as we come up we feel the tug, the layers of muscular current the layers of warmth and cold, fast and slow. We are carried away so fast the hard rocks bang at us from the bottom. We admire a ball of frog eggs waving in a small pool.


Alice darts across the hot sand headed for the mud hole. Her head and shoulders are hunched, bare-hot-footing across the thistle studded sand. I laugh – I know where she is headed and follow debating with myself, will I slide in the mud hole or just watch? Can I let myself get that silly? Will I cover myself with the fishy smelling slime? Are there creepy bugs in the ooze? I cannot answer myself because I do not know what I am doing. The future is too far away to plan on; I’ll arrive before the future is over, that’s all I know. We fling mud balls at each other,  my daughter throwing harder and harder while I try to catch her weapons and throw them back. We are mud-blackened chicks in our underwear, stalking the beach, frightening the tourists. We rinse and go back to camp to dress for dinner which is hours away.

Bill and Alice are in a canoe on the river  Trying to sail upstream using a small tarp for a sail. First Bill then Alice stands in the bow, Spreading her arms wide trying to catch the wind. Bill struggles to keep the boat lined up, The boat spins and you can almost hear them laughing as the rare gusts knock her on her can.


Karen, Alice and I climb a steep ridge behind the kitchen, two steps forward, one slide back. The grass and shrubbery barely cling to gravel the size of  fingertips and toes, loose, sliding. We climb because we cannot go back.

On deer trails that only deer and rabbits should negotiate; red flowers, round as dimes, petals fine as watch gears, translucent yellow Chinese Lanterns dangle, pinpricks of blue hover over pale leaf-green clouds. Soon the creek mutters below, cut off by the steep walls of the canyon, the wind blending with it in the trees. Its not the creek we know, the one that bounces and bashes its way from basin to basin, it is placid barely a trickle, surrounded by leafy trees and flowing over golden stones. We are not lost but we are not found either. This is the stream connecting me to our group on the beach and I can feel it pulling at me! It is a weight in my mind responsibility –  what-if’s clogging my path. All I can do is follow my daughter into the water rush after her fleeting figure, feeling my age, my clumsiness.  Karen and I laugh at ourselves determined not to be left behind not to be too careful not to fall not to even imagine falling. The creek will lead us back to camp.

A twenty foot waterfall stops us.  We creep across the slick moss to peer over the edge testing our dizziness against the spray of the water smashing against the rock bottom. We head back upstream.  Marco!Polo! A survival game.

Our guide is out of sight and the path is obscure which way did she go? Marco? Did she follow that vague line of dirt or this one? Did she go up or down? Left or right? Polo! The oak and the poison oak fill the spring-fed arroyo leading down to our beach. Oh, Hell, I’ll just have to deal with whatever comes. If they come,  the poison oak welts won’t show up for days. We slip and slide to the gravel bar downstream of camp. We wash where the water runs slow  through confetti colored cobbles, warming the water to bathtub temperature. The dinner call just sang out. It feels like a long time ago that we took off for a quick walk.

On Monday morning we are again out of camp by 8:30. People want to go home – or perhaps more accurately they want to do whatever it is they are setting out to do. Going downstream is the task at hand and they want to do it, no matter that it takes them away from the river.  And into the wind.

Oh, the wind. We have been blessed with a heavenly Sunday but the Monday-hangover-return-home-headwind meets us and pushes us up the river. We are lost in the bully wind. If we lived like fish we could drift anywhere. On those rare occasions of stillness, when I could see below the river’s surface, it all looks very quiet and safe. “Let go,” the river says, “we all meet at the same end. You cannot get lost on a river.” But we are surface animals struggling, legs cramping, arms sore, fighting the push, compassion flailing against spite, the wind whipping wild, angry curses out of our mouths…“Just let go…”  is it a Siren’s call? We get out of the boat and pull it downstream, its easier than fighting fate.

Which unnamed flowers nag at our memories? Where are the beautiful stones we pick up and admire?  If we carry them in our pockets we cannot swim. What are we letting go of? We leave the beach with arches of stone. Cairns. Temples. Framed arrangements of pebbles fading from red to green to yellow, footprints in the sand, the fading scent of smoke, mud balls scattered like bright comet trails across the bowl of black slime.

Many thanks to:

Charlie and Alice, Bill and Mary, Pat and Eileen, Eric R., Dan and Martha, Jan, Vince and Shauna, Wit and Jeff, Eric F. and Amy, Jim and Barbara, Don and Karen, Bob and Joan, Roy and Sally.

I really can’t do this without you.


The Memorial Day Eel Run, 2012

By Eric Rasmussen and Barbara Hartford and Kit Hewitt

Near dark, Saturday, 5/26/12

“I only think of it when I’m here, that this is a clan.” Eileen offered as we set up tents before dinner on the high dunes on the downriver side of Big Rock.  On seeing a couple of young nudes sunning on the other side of the rock, the lead boats politely passed our preferred stop to paddle the few extra strokes to this one.

As I write in my tent, a half-dozen clanspeople sit in a line at the upper edge of the steep gravely slope to the water.  They’re just above the river, but it doesn’t feature much in their laughter-filled conversation, though other rivers do.

We all got here thanks to and because of this stretch of the Eel, on this annual pilgrimage.  We snuck out here from our various hideouts in City, discarded our disguises, and are getting down to serious worship.

A little while ago one of our grown children proudly displayed treasures she’d just collected.  Coming into the clan as a youngster she’s gained a considerable mastery of its secrets.  In her hands she held two baby rattlesnakes.  Though they’d been partly eaten by other beings, Alice still cherishes them.

Enroute to this site Kit and I, paddling together this trip, redirected our canoe to follow the creature that gave this water its famous name.  Undulating along just below the surface was a two foot long eel, the first I’d ever seen here.  Google (does the “Go-“ come from “God”?) reveals the swimmer is not an eel at all but a spawning Pacific Lamprey.  Google it yourself to learn what thousands of these did to the early hydroelectric dam on the South Fork, and what the damers did to them.

The common beliefs that bind we pilgrims are usually held quietly.  We’re not evangelists.  We distribute no tracts and knock on no doors.  We don’t even have an info card at REI.   But when newcomers deign to join us we happily initiate them into our rituals.  Already Roy and Sally, Amy and Eric, and Jeff know that after you pitch your tent you come over to the kitchen and offer to help, even if only by expressing appreciation for the morsels you devour.  Hunger and its elimination are key elements of our religion.

After or while snacking, volunteers chop vegetables, slice bread and set up our surfaces: the two canoes set upside down and parallel with a third crossing to make a high platform for the three burner Coleman we so prize that it has its own PFD.  We also unrolled the two blue tables with screw-on legs.  Though our practices and traditions are ancient, our altars are made of modern materials.  Both our kitchen and groover are mostly of plastic.

After dinner, and all our meals, there are other opportunities to give back to the community and everybody did.  And by the way, there’s another chance at the end of the trip when canoes and gear get taken back to our storage at the Ninth St. Terminal.  Don’s got the keys, but take’s a group.

Besides our common bond of service, members share the liquid sacrament of their choice.  Good wines take time, and I forgot to pick any up pre-trip, so was a little anxious about being able to contribute to the supply I would surely help deplete.  Don wanted to get the van to the put-in, so a liquor store stop was out of the question.


In the morning we stopped for gas.

Lo, when we stopped at the Ukiah Chevron, there in the store, enroute to the restroom, was a rack of Parducci.  With my donut and coffee I bought a Pinot Noir.

After dinner, just to show they could do it, Bill and Jeff went to work with a found fire-starting kit: strung bow, small stick and a log.  They got pretty hot with their efforts, but no actual flames resulted.  Next time.

It’s gotten dark and voices are quieting.  Though only 9:30 it’s time to sleep.  Near the groover I gathered some mugwort leaves that are now crumpled inside my pillow case.  I’m hoping to experience delicious dreams.

5/27, Sunday, 8:42PM

After dinner, pausing near the 3-paddle hand wash tripod, Karen exclaimed, “What a beautiful day!  A lovely area, great water and a group of wonderful people – not a lemon in the bunch.”  Yep, a perfect holiday.  Unfortunately, however pleasant it is to experience perfection, it’s dreadfully boring to read about; don’t worry, in the rest of this report every effort will be made to focus on the misery we experienced.

It began before 5am when the damn birds began to chirp and call.  The groggy campers, trying hard to sleep off their sacraments, began grumbling and mumbling in their tents about 5:45.  Everybody was awake and moving about by 6 – on a Sunday morning!  Of a three day weekend!

Before long Charlie, Thank God, had the coffee ready.  That helped.  A little.  The cheap club hasn’t bought a new pot in forever and has no insulated thermos.  The old pot’s small.  Good for about 2.5 mugs.  Then Charlie throws out the grounds and brews a new batch.  No complaints about freshness – never does POST coffee stand for even five minutes.  There is a social benefit to the coffee back-up – a lot of folks get to stand around – and grumble together.

To their great credit the volunteers who set the meals out on these “tables” do an outstanding job.  This morning Wit served up creamy polenta with sausages.  He even gave us a choice of meat: chicken, or beef.  And laid out bananas, OJ and mango juice as well.

Kit, who organizes the trip, is a really nice and effective woman.  The first time I paddled with her, on the Carson back when Bill Hitchings was along and we forgot our utensils so whittled replacements, she yelled at me.  Everybody gets excited when they think they’re about to swim, especially in the icy Carson, and as a professional teacher she knows the importance of clear speech.  Thanks to her corrective comments I didn’t tip us.  Everybody knows she’s all about saving our asses, especially from wind.

She’s not afraid of wind but sure doesn’t like it.  She knows it’s likely to come up about 1.  She’s good at math, so told everybody yesterday, “We’ll leave at 8:30.”  In most groups, like that motley, sun-burned bunch we passed, do you think even one of them gets up by 8:30?

Well, our groover was packed by 8:15, every boat loaded and ready by twenty-five after, and all headed downriver at 8:30.  Kit for President!

Despite one comfort stop and a minor emergency when Karen’s dog, Snowy, jumped ship and she followed him into the drink, we pulled out at our Basin Creek lunch/camp site at 11:30.  Pretty grueling, eh?  And on a holiday Sunday!  And we call this fun.

Kit beat the wind so badly it didn’t bother to come out for the whole, lovely day.  It just sulked.  And planned its revenge.

This group expects to spend the day canoeing, so everybody was pretty much at a loss when lunch was over and there was nowhere to paddle.  I just set up my tent, as close to the waterfall as possible, crawled into it and went to sleep.  The birds are quiet when there are few people to disturb, so I slept soundly.

When I awoke, there were a couple of people sitting in the shade near the creek.  Out by the river I saw that the sun-burned amateurs from Garberville and Redway were sprawled out on the up-river end of our beach.  They were breaking for lunch, or maybe breakfast.  They aren’t early-risers.( Last year they beat us to Basin Creek by 12 hours and when we arrived at lunch time, they were just breaking camp to paddle into the fierce head wind that was blowing. They left us a smoldering fire and some trash.)

Out on the river Bill Behrendt was standing in his canoe with his arms out-stretched in a crucifixion-like pose.  I don’t know his sect, but I figured this is how he worships when he can’t get into his regular church.  Alice was sitting in the boat with him.  He was holding some kind of a sheet in front of him and the canoe was making rapid progress up-river, something none of us ever manage to do on our knees.  As I stood there awestruck, Mary, Bill’s wife came over to me and explained that Bill was sailing his boat.  Like suggested earlier, these people will do anything to spend the day in a canoe.

Though Kit’s planning precluded the need to paddle after lunch, some others beside Bill found reason to use their boats anyway.  After I awoke, I saw a few of our people and their boats on the far shore.  Since there was nobody to be seen on this side, I decided to join them.  I would have paddled across, too, but my boat was upside down under the Coleman stove in the kitchen.  The day was warm, my clothes fast-drying, so I just swam across and joined up with Bob and Joan, Pat and Eileen, plus Jim and Barbara.  They knew there was an old railroad trestle a ways downriver so we all marched on, wading through poison oak and thorn-covered wild roses.  Beyond the thicket was a long stretch of dry beach that reminded me of the Sahara.  Finally we made it to our goal and it was awesome– a four-story construction of creosoted magnum telephone poles and tie-thick cross-pieces.  On the flat top small trees were growing up between the long unused tracks.


Bridge Beam

Bob and Jim assured me that last year they climbed to the top and declared it was my turn today.  I respectfully replied that as I had no trestle-climbing experience, I would need modeling to meet their challenge.   We men continued our talking without touching a timber, but soon Eileen was grinning down at us.  You can see her and Alice’s snakes, too, on FLIKR at

We all made it back to camp for a delicious dinner by Jim and Barbara, featuring a fruit accented salad.  Later, Bill, who, after sailing with Alice, had climbed with her up into the creek canyon, offered to lead me up those slippery slopes.  I was reluctant.  He’d made the trek once already, and I’d done my best to be sure none of that Chevron Pinot Noir was wasted, and worried I might be.  But Amy, who’d also hiked up earlier, encouraged me, declaring the canyon was spectacular, Bill was eager, and I hadn’t fallen down when I went up the precarious, if short, slope to my tent.

Up one ledge and Bill stripped to his skivvies.


Basin Creek Hike? Swim? Climb?

Where he couldn’t climb, he intended to wade or swim.  And he did.

He watched carefully to be sure I placed my fingers securely as I inched, one finger hold at a time, along the vertical stone walls, and so guided me up several ledges and past two or three beautiful pools.  We stopped only when we reached a narrow, tiny, straight-sided canyon holding a long, deep pool.  At the far end was a skinny opening through which we could see a high waterfall.  Bill started to scale the left side, then lost his hold and flopped into the stream.  “Next time,” he concluded.  “We’ll bring ropes.”

Monday, 5/28/12

While nobody could really complain about the weather yesterday, or anything else, what with there being no wind, a lot of sunshine and generally perfect conditions for the paddling we didn’t need to do, today’s weather fulfilled our need for real misery.  Like yesterday, everybody was clamoring around camp soon after dawn.  Shawna and Vince served up hot oatmeal with at least half a dozen optional add-ins, like blueberries, cranberries, raisins and raw sugar.  It was the perfect preparation for launching into the fog and cold.

An hour or so into the four hour paddle to take-out, Kit’s wind kicked up.  It spent yesterday, like we did, resting.  No rest for it or us today.  As Buckminster Fuller noted, wind isn’t blown.  It’s sucked.  While the cold Pacific Ocean air and fog was being sucked hard and fast toward Redding and the whole, hot Central Valley, we sorry paddlers shifted into survival mode.  Charlie, up until now soloing in a full-size, gear-filled boat, now become a broadsided barge, teamed up with Alice. She paddled bow and together they managed to move the barge and tow her not so aerodynamic Kopapa.

Kit’s shoulder began to hurt so we beached and began to walk our boat toward the take-out.  While she pulled on the bow painter, I kept the boat off-shore by pushing on it with my paddle.  This four-footed approach to canoeing worked very well, and we strolled an easy mile down the long beach.  Across the river others were also walking their boats.  But a few kept paddling, including Jan Lockie, who kept her inflatable on course.  Awesome, Jan!

When we stopped to devour Pat & Eileen’s lunch, we all fled the windy river and retreated back to the forest edge.  Fortified with their good food and cookies, we got back to work and pretty soon made it to the low-bridge take-out.  As soon as possible everybody packed up and drove off.  Before heading for the highway a few made plans to meet for pizza in Healdsburg.

Rolling down 101 all of us in the van suddenly start.  There’s a very loud, slapping sound coming from the right rear.  Don slows, then pulls onto a wide shoulder.  We all gather round the suspect wheel.  It isn’t flat, but no lens is needed to see the problem.  A BIG chunk of rubber has ripped off the tire,   exposing the shiny steel belts.


This is why we have steel belted tires

Clearly, we need to put on the spare.  But unfortunately that was done Saturday, when the original tire went flat.  The tire we’re staring at is the spare.  A look around reveals lots of trees, the Russian River and not a single building, let alone an open tire shop.

Don decides to roll on, carefully and slowly in the right lane.  We all (Jan, Sally and the pizza crowd) wait for the blow-out, hoping it doesn’t come above a cliff.  It doesn’t.  We turn off the highway into Cloverdale and drive the main drag, hoping against all logic to spot that tire shop open at 6 on Memorial Day.  At the far end we pull into the Chevron and begin calling and walking to nearby café’s seeking help.  The Wal-Mart in Windsor is closing and taking no jobs.  AAA has no local tire changer.  Don reaches Eileen, already at the Healdsburg pizza place.  She and Pat return and pick-up Jan and Sally to take them to their car in Novato.   The rest of us order rooms in the Super 8, then sit down for pizza, and tell stories of other aborted trips.  We laugh a lot.

Next morning Don and Jim find an open shop and get a good used tire.  By mid afternoon we’ve all gotten out personal gear into our cars, or Don and Karen’s garage, and caravan to the 9th Avenue storage site to stow canoes, stoves and such.  We’re late, have missed a day of work, and look forward to our next miserable adventure.